A Crossover Needs to Happen

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In Elementary, Lucy Liu is Joan Watson, a medical woman who finds crime fascinating (and has since she was a kid when she collected mob news clippings like they were baseball cards). In Lucky Number Slevin, Lucy Liu is Lindsey, a younger medical woman who finds crime even more fascinating (and is a medical examiner for the police).

Please, someone write the story where those are actually the same person. It would be the best.